Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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