why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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