Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
