oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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