There was a lot of him and a little penis
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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