Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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