I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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