i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You did what with his pubic hair?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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