She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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