How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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