talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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