PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
