i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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