We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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