You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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