Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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