i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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