Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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