Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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