But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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