It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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