You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
my liver is dry heaving
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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