Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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