you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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