so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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