If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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