ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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