i just google imaged poop.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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