I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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