just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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