idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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