I just made out with a guy for $7.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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