Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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