found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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