worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
