weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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