I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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