And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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