And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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