after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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