sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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