His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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