i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My butt remains clenched, sir.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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