ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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