It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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