We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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