Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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