maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.