i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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