i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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