This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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