The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
accomplished twins. life is a go
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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