we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.