question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.