Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.