the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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