Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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