I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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