she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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