My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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